Filthy Gorgeous Media's selling the Titty Tote--Gonna add it to your collection?
Whilst claiming the new Titty Tote is part of the "Free the Nipple" campaign and is eco-friendly to boot, Filthy Gorgeous Media, the company producing the bag claims its a "Progressive Tote Bag." I'm sorry, but WTF is a "Progressive Tote Bag?"
Is it a bag that looks like a costume that Miley Cyrus would wear walking her dogs? Is it a device to attract creepers? Or, is it something that my mom would call "tacky."
According to the press release that came along with this stunning piece of art (not), the bag, "The Titty Tote serves three important purposes for womankind: it empowers women and promotes equality worldwide, assists in cutting down on antiquated plastic bags, and promotes breast cancer awareness and research. A portion of all Titty Tote revenue will be donated to breast cancer awareness and research foundations on a quarterly basis."
I don't know about you, but I've always wondered where exactly does all the money raised from BCA go? I mean, most of the percentages are so small, I think the dollars go back into overhead. Because, when you think of it, there's been a lot, and I mean a lot of fundraising over the years for breast cancer research. You'd think by now, there'd be more progress. Just a thought.
Now, getting back to this lovely tote bag. Could you imagine waiting for the bus with this slung over your shoulder? Yes, no, maybe? If you're on the fence about it, then hold on! Because Filthy Gorgeous Media is promising that there's another product that might tickle your fancy! Yes! You see the Titty Tote is part of a trilogy of products! Back in August they released the "Pussy Pillow; "a mashup of naked women and cats(Why? Seriously, why?), then in September came the "Close Shave Pussy Pillow," I'm not sure I want to know what that looks like.
So, is this a product that's, ahem, "freeing," or just tacky tat?