Here’s the dish about Oscar beauty and hair disasters from beauty expert Lora Condon on who crashed and burned on the red carpet...Helena Bonham Carter, anyone?
-PJ Gach
The Oscars
may be over, but we’re all still discussing the dresses, the hair and makeup.
Why not? Some of the looks were so gorgeous; we’d definitely copy them for a
night on the town or a big event.
Of course, it’s way more fun to go over who looked like they were dragged through a hedge backwards, then mowed over by a truck and then…well, you get the idea.
Dissecting the absolute worst makeup and hair: We’re talking to you Giuliana Rancic and Helena Bonham Carter is almost as much fun as knocking over a bunch of crazed fashionistas at a Jimmy Choo sample sale and scoring big.
Oscars 2013 Worst Dressed: Anne Hathaway, Brandi Glanville + Kelly Rowland, URGH
The dish is delivered by beauty expert and celebrity makeup artist, Lora Condon . The woman knows her way around the red carpet!
Worst Makeup
The award
goes to….Giuliana
Rancic!
Goth is not her look, even if it was unintentional. The eyeliner worked, but the red lip color was way too dark with her overly tan skin and a strange dirty looking contour/blush. When you tan, you need to be very careful using dark colors, because they tend to show up darker and muddy than what’s in the palette, like they did on Giuliana.
Worst Hair
Oh Lordy, it’s a four-way tie!
Melissa McCarthy’s
big round hairstyle made her face look even bigger and rounder. Being a Jersey girl, I’m usually all for big hair,
but this goes past Jersey
into a windblown tunnel leaving Jersey, into some other very strange place. Dare I say Staten Island?!
Kerry Washington
didn’t even bother to get her roots done! The styling lacked any effort at all. Did she forget she was going to the Oscars?
Norah Jones thought
she was going to the prom not the Oscars with that big tortured blob of hair on
top of her head. What’s with those bangs?
Helena Bonham Carter.
Need I say more? Ok, I will! Crazy, crack-head hair.
Most Bizarre of the Night
WTF was wrong with
Renee Zellweger’s face? She was hardly recognizable. Does she have the
bloated bulimia face or was she having an allergic reaction to something and
her face blew up. If she ends up in some hospital for “fatigue,” you
heard it here first!
Who do you think should have gotten an award for “Worst Hair” or “Makeup?”
