Here’s the dish about Oscar beauty and hair disasters from beauty expert Lora Condon on who crashed and burned on the red carpet...Helena Bonham Carter, anyone?
Of course, it’s way more fun to go over who looked like they were dragged through a hedge backwards, then mowed over by a truck and then…well, you get the idea.
Dissecting the absolute worst makeup and hair: We’re talking to you Giuliana Rancic and Helena Bonham Carter is almost as much fun as knocking over a bunch of crazed fashionistas at a Jimmy Choo sample sale and scoring big.
The dish is delivered by beauty expert and celebrity makeup artist, Lora Condon . The woman knows her way around the red carpet!
Goth is not her look, even if it was unintentional. The eyeliner worked, but the red lip color was way too dark with her overly tan skin and a strange dirty looking contour/blush. When you tan, you need to be very careful using dark colors, because they tend to show up darker and muddy than what’s in the palette, like they did on Giuliana.
Oh Lordy, it’s a four-way tie!
Melissa McCarthy’s big round hairstyle made her face look even bigger and rounder. Being a Jersey girl, I’m usually all for big hair, but this goes past Jersey into a windblown tunnel leaving Jersey, into some other very strange place. Dare I say Staten Island?!
Most Bizarre of the Night
WTF was wrong with Renee Zellweger’s face? She was hardly recognizable. Does she have the bloated bulimia face or was she having an allergic reaction to something and her face blew up. If she ends up in some hospital for “fatigue,” you heard it here first!
Who do you think should have gotten an award for “Worst Hair” or “Makeup?”